You can now simply look over everyone else’s head and find her before Aunt Susie even has time to remember your name.Think about it: if your girlfriend’s face is below your shoulder, it doesn’t matter how long your arm is – that selfie’s going to look crooked AF.
Remember, this is your girlfriend now, so you can’t let her do a walk of shame in some poncho-looking, over-sized shirt.
No, you get yourself a tall girlfriend so you can give her a shirt that fits and a sweatshirt that color coordinates with her shoes, and you go and take her out to breakfast like a real man. If your clothes fit her, that means her clothes fit you, so feel free to steal that t-shirt she has of your favorite band and then blame it on her roommate.
Ever do deadlifts at the gym and then try and kiss a girl that’s a foot shorter than you the next day?
So then what happens if that special someone is like, really tall? Like, an inch shorter than you even though you’re 6’2,” tall.
At first the ideas of commitment and meeting families seem pretty daunting, but when you find that special someone you start to understand why people do it.
Well, first off, your friends who are shorter than her will give you some shit, and you’ll get the occasional, “Wow, she’s tall,” from relatives when you first introduce her.
Don’t worry though, once people get used to you guys together all that will go away, and trust me, dealing with that will be more than worth it.
After a while, you start to realize dating a girl who’s the same height as you (or close) has some inherent advantages which come with the territory, and that girls of a slighter stature just can’t compete.
Ever go to a huge family party and get separated from your SO, only to be corned by Aunt Susie who has a 1,000,001 questions about you and your intentions?
What about a concert, sporting event, or even J&H/Morgan dining hall?
Never fear, having a tall girlfriend makes these situations a thing of the past!