I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this,you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
A man who expresses himself in his own special way.#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all,and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
(what)Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day!
I'd Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist,let em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
(Host Intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. (Sharon)Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,so let's say you were to come over to my parents' houseand have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
It's dinner time, while hearin' grace from your mother.
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.