In light of that, please enjoy the above collage of the first 9 guys I found jerking off, up to the point I got sick of trying to screencap them all. You know what would have been more challenging than finding a dude masturbating on Chat Roulette? Chess, Wii Bowling, first grade spelling, breathing.
I am saddened, and I know I’m a disappointment to you all. Our next challenge was much more elusive – find a girl with her breasts exposed. Turns out, women flashing their goods on the internet for the benefit of total strangers are a rarity (when they aren’t being paid for it).
As I was simply showing a picture of Italian stereotype Buddha, I was not garnering a ton of female attention. If the boob to penis ratio was even close to being equal, Chat Roulette would be one of the greatest technological advances of the modern age.
Lucky for me, some people hastily have their boobs at the ready before they even know who they’re going to be talking to. But alas, when it comes to nudity, the fellas run the show. Nevertheless, I still managed to find two chicks with their cans out.
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Our task was a simple one – jump on the bandwagon that every other website is on by writing an article about the internet phenomenon/degradation of humanity that is As soon as I left that comment, you’d see their hands veer away from their dicks, pause for a second, then rush over to the F9 key like pressing it would prevent a herd of zombies from ripping apart their family.Only we decided to try to make it slightly original. By going on a scavenger hunt to find 13 separate yet equally (and by equally we mean not at all equally) awesome things/people on the site. Apparently, when it comes to jerking off on Chat Roulette, this is the golden rule: Sure, you can use it to jack off all you want for the viewing pleasure of absolutely anyone…just don’t be weird about it. Most of the masturbators treated me like I was a freak. Every time I saw one, I typed the phrase “I Want To Shit On Your Balls,” just to see the reaction I would get. I should note that the masturbator on the left column in the middle, the one that looks like his torso is made of marshmallows, had his camera set up in such a way that it seemed like his dick was being projected in 3D. I thought the internet had gone sentient and was about to fuck my face silly with a cyber dick made of 1’s and 0’s. One strange phenomenon I encountered had to deal with my response to the masturbators.We had to find a dude masturbating, which is like being told to go to Sarah Palin’s house and find an idiot. There is literally nothing on this planet that is easier than finding a dude whacking it on Chat Roulette.